Today I am feeling: random

Random thoughts today:

Fritz Coleman (weatherman for KNBC in LA) looks like an aged Harry Potter with those new glasses of his.

Why do women in America still change their last name to their husband's when they get married? The whole point of the name change dates back to when women were property and the name change signified that the husband now owned the woman instead of her father owning her. No man will ever own me muhahaha.

Mormonism will fuxxor you up for life. All the controlling admonitions from their profit, erm Prophet. The requirement to earn your temple recommend at all costs, even if it involves lying, cheating or bribery. All those terms they use like "unworthy" (as what? a human being?) if you do a no-no, sheesh, no wonder so many Mormons are on Prozac. What would Jesus think? Hehe.

Vomit flavored Bertie Bott's Everyflavor Beans are even more nasty than the sardine ones, but I quite like the dirt flavored ones.

I am tired of kitten-proofing my room every time the cat learns a new "trick".

Why is it that the first day I actually walk a decent distance, SportBrain's phone system goes down so I can't upload my data?

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are *way* too sweet, why do so many people like them so much? They are especially nasty with coffee.

Christmas shopping with your mother should be illegal.

[ 9:24:00 AM ]   Posted at the speed of blight by NONOBADKITTY!