Today I am feeling: a lack of holiday spirit

I don't celebrate Christmas, but my family kinda does, well not the "Christ" part or the "mas(s)" part but they do sorta do the let's all get together and annoy the hell outta each other whilst recollecting stories from our childhood where mom tormented us and dad ignored us, and we, greedy bastard children that we were, demanded gifts we neither needed nor deserved. Ah, memories. Hehee. Oh, and there's free food too! Yay! So, happy dysfuntional christmas to everyone! Now, leave me alone while I go spend x-mas eve ignoring the stupid people of the world and being totally selfish!

[ 5:16:00 PM ]   Posted at the speed of blight by NONOBADKITTY!