Awww ... she's so cute when she's sleeping.




So far the cat still has no name, but she has picked up her first nickname: Aggy, short for aggravation, which is what I felt the first night that I tried to sleep with a cat bouncing on my head all night. Oh, and there's the "ooh it's a string, it must be a cat toy" thing she does with *anything* that even remotely resembles a string, which includes the cord to my mouse and my toes. Now, I'll admit it's kinda cute when the cat chews your toes ... the first 100 times, but it's a bit hard to walk with a cat chewing your toes. Or climbing your leg, or digging its claws into your neck to surprise you when you're typing on the computer. Needless to say, I have clipped the kitten's claws. All of them, even the back ones and the "thumbs". So, her weaponry has been nerfed, which I think ticked her off because she seems even more determined now.

Her new favorite thing is the help me with my math homework. She does this by chewing the blank papers I have lying on the bed. She apparently thinks that kitten spit will somehow help me get the answer faster. It doesn't. In fact, it makes it likely I won't get the correct answer at all. Oh well, fortunately, she tired of this game rather quickly. But I do now have a valid excuse if I can't turn my homework in on time ... "My cat ate my homework ... see the chew marks?"

In other news, a few days ago the UN, which stands for Uninterested Nations, erm ... United Nations, decided unanimously, after receiving hefty bribes from the Bush administration (ok, I tossed that part in, I promise) that they would support the watered down and overly vague agreement that basically says Iraq must do as King Bush says, or Iraq will get its ass kicked by the US Army. Of course, Iraq will not do as the agreement *says* but they will *agree* to it, so the Democrats can continue to say "Oh, why can't we just be nice? He *agreed* to it!" not understanding that the word "agree" is not the same as the word "obey". In Iraq, they understand the difference in meaning. Agree to everything, obey no one except Saddam. So, they'll agree, but then they'll say '"Oh, now we will discuss the terms of this agreement" and it'll deteriorate into another "treaty" that the US will try to "enforce" and Iraq will continually violate until some president gets pissed off and kicks their ass. And, fortunately for us, Bush is a kick-ass kinda guy, so maybe he'll do what his daddy and Clinton couldn't do. Or maybe he'll just start world war three, who knows. But hey! At least he does *something*! And if this Saddam dude really is as bad as some people think, then maybe we'll do the world a favor by taking him out. Or maybe we'll just really piss off Israel after our bombing Iraq makes Iraq bomb Israel, and they'll refuse any future military and financial support from us. Heh. Yeah right. If it weren't for us, Israel wouldn't be a terrorist nation. Oops! Did I say that? Sorry. I better shut up now or carnivore might start logging my thoughts or something.

[ 7:22:00 PM ]   Posted at the speed of blight by NONOBADKITTY!